A man cave is the least manly product to be shoved down your fat whimpering gullets. It is a trophy of domesticity. Put signs on your front lawn that say you never go anywhere or do anything and lack all rigor and manly aspiration. Buy a superbowl television ad explaining in detail how you gulp vagina spew from hose. Cut off your dick and feed it to a walrus. Just don’t get a man cave. Then people will know you’re an asshole.
Man caves are not manly