My name is Pillars Brawn. I was born at the stroke of midnight in the middle of a thunderstorm on a pirate ship in the atlantic. My mother was a dragon and my father was ghost and my other father was a mongol warlord. At the age of 2 I defeated an army of maurading barbarians and by the of 3 a lead them. My diet consists exclusively of coccaine, coffee, and habaneros. I don't sleep. I have not fear. I'm probably your dad.