My name is Pillars Brawn. I was born at the stroke of midnight in the middle of a thunderstorm on a pirate ship in the atlantic. My mother was a dragon and my father was ghost and my other father was a mongol warlord. At the age of 2 I defeated an army of maurading barbarians and by the of 3 a lead them. My diet consists exclusively of coccaine, coffee, and habaneros. I don’t sleep. I have not fear. I’m probably your dad.Tumblr (3.0; @lasttrueman)http://lasttrueman.tumblr.com/<p>stick with men.</p>http://lasttrueman.tumblr.com/post/22988191750http://lasttrueman.tumblr.com/post/22988191750Sun, 13 May 2012 15:35:32 -0400meljoy<p>The following are acceptable breakfasts activities for men:</p> <ul><li>Gargling gravel or shards of glass</li> <li>Stabbing yourself in the thigh with a fork</li> <li>Snorting lines of coke off Kevin Bacon&#8217;s chest</li> <li>Massaging coffee grinds into wounds caused by fork thrusting</li> <li>Eating 4 dozen eggs if you&#8217;re a lad, 5 if you&#8217;re grown</li> </ul><p>If you even mention bacon you groveling neck beard meme whore I will end you with a pelvic thrust. </p>http://lasttrueman.tumblr.com/post/22842733459http://lasttrueman.tumblr.com/post/22842733459Fri, 11 May 2012 11:15:35 -0400menmanlinessmanmanstuffbreakfastmasculinity<p>A man cave is the least manly product to be shoved down your fat whimpering gullets. It is a trophy of domesticity. Put signs on your front lawn that say you never go anywhere or do anything and lack all rigor and manly aspiration. Buy a superbowl television ad explaining in detail how you gulp vagina spew from hose. Cut off your dick and feed it to a walrus. Just don&#8217;t get a man cave. Then people will know you&#8217;re an asshole. </p>http://lasttrueman.tumblr.com/post/22842698194http://lasttrueman.tumblr.com/post/22842698194Fri, 11 May 2012 11:14:32 -0400manmanlinessmasculinitymancavesmenmenshealth