May 2012
3 posts
1 tag
boys are stupid
stick with men.
May 13th
6 tags
Wanna wake up? Stab yourself!
The following are acceptable breakfasts activities for men: Gargling gravel or shards of glass Stabbing yourself in the thigh with a fork Snorting lines of coke off Kevin Bacon’s chest Massaging coffee grinds into wounds caused by fork thrusting Eating 4 dozen eggs if you’re a lad, 5 if you’re grown If you even mention bacon you groveling neck beard meme whore I will end...
May 11th
6 tags
Man caves are not manly
A man cave is the least manly product to be shoved down your fat whimpering gullets. It is a trophy of domesticity. Put signs on your front lawn that say you never go anywhere or do anything and lack all rigor and manly aspiration. Buy a superbowl television ad explaining in detail how you gulp vagina spew from hose. Cut off your dick and feed it to a walrus. Just don’t get a man cave. Then...
May 11th